Romanticizing Life

Romanticizing life:

Sometimes before making a decision,

More often than not a stupid or impulsive one,

I always ask myself the same questions…

What would my viewers want?

What would my viewers think?

Who are my viewers rooting for?

You see the thing is,

I like to sometimes imagine that my life is TV show

And a sit-com at that because of its chaotic and entertaining nature

It has all of the iconic elements too:

Love, close friendships, and witty humor

But best of all, unexpected plot twists

Usually caused by the main character,

Who is… well you guessed it

Me!

“Do It for The Plot”

That would probably be the title of my hit TV show

The phrase I use to justify my somewhat impulsive actions at times (all the time)

The viewers watch,

Waiting, plotting, and guessing my next move

Nothing to do but keep them on the edge of their seats I suppose

Who will she date next?

What will she write next?

Wait… did she really just say that?

Wow… 

Ok, maybe he deserved that?

Oh, yeah he definitely did

What a jerk, thank god he’s the ex now

The viewers say,

Naturally

For I would never say that, no certainly not

Sometimes the sit-com strategy is just the way to go

Simple yet effective

Surely a perfectly normal and imaginative scenario, right?

Well either way, I find it amusing

And hey, a little fun and whimsy never hurt anyone

After all, life it too short, so might as well romanticize it anyway